Humor
Are You An Engineer?
Murphy's Laws
- Thermodynamics
- Rigorous proof that beer and ice cream are really good for you.
- Latest Piping Specifications
- What to put in the RFQ (Request for Quotation) so that your
contractors will know what type of pipe to bid.
Engineer fixes problem with guillotine.
Keeping Things In Perspective
Public Execution and the Engineer
Thinking outside the box.
- Facts about Electricity
-
The
truth about how those electrons can travel through solid wire.
Some One-Liners and Short Jokes For Engineers
Blame always gravitates to the one who is absent.
Q What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil
engineers?
A Mechanical Engineers build weapons; civil engineers build targets.
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to
build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to
produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers
believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
A proton walks in to a bar and asks the bartender for his latest creation. The bartender obliges and asks the proton: ''Do you like it?'' The proton replies ''Yes.'' To which the bartender asks: ''Are you sure?'' The proton again replies: ''I'm positive.''
